

Advertising's most reliable cliché is the wistful quotation from 19th Century merchant John Wanamaker about half his advertising being wasted ... and if he only knew which half ....
People from agencies, advertisers and media loooooove to quote it, because it lets them shrug off uncomfortable questions when ads fail to move the needle. "Hey, nobody can foresee what will work," "Predicting results can be dicey," and "Well gee we all thought the sock puppet would be a swell campaign," etc.
To be sure, the people who quote it are on safe ground. We're not dealing with the laws of physics, after all: consumer perceptions and human behavior are messy, erratic, hard to quantify, and maddeningly unpredictable. (Come to think of it, though, Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle says much the same thing about the laws of physics. But that's another paper, for another day.)
So a whole lot of people take comfort that they, like Wanamaker a century ago, are hitting on half their cylinders, and that's the best they can expect.
Horsefeathers.
How do you know you're not throwing away 2/3 of your advertising? Or 3/4? Or some frightening fraction even higher? Can you even be sure that next year's ad campaign, sitting there waiting for your approval, won't slither into the black hole of forgotten messages, sucking your budget in behind it?
Want to be sure? Want to be absolutely sure? Then you should consider another career, like, say, Fox News talking-head political pundit, where absolute certainty seems to go with the job, along with a sincere frowny-face, hairspray, and the willingness to regurgitate the obvious and/or inflammatory in shouted sound bites.
If, however, you're like the less-than-certain rest of us, you'll have to settle for Improving the Odds, an activity that is not only possible, but refreshingly practical. We do it for clients every day.
Want to see how? Link to our White Paper, "The Death of the Marketing Plan: Why the Brand Equity Plan Is in Your Future" or call Bob Killian, President, at 312.836.0050.
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